When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else
1. If you could have sex anywhere on campus where would you go? 2. Llama or alpaca? 3. If you gave birth to a bottle of McCormick's what would you name it?
If I could have sex anywhere on campus I’d have sex in the conference room at the top of Beering.
Alpacas bc I used to go to St. Mary’s College and play with their alpacas when I was a kid.
And if I gave birth to a bottle of McCormick’s I wouldn’t name it anything! I’d drink it and regret all my life choices that led to that moment.