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Q
do you support stoners buying mass quantities of your food?
A

tacobell:

We don’t discriminate.


plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

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whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children

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not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

(via imsorrydevlin)


simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via lohanthony)



missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

image

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ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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