When I have kids I am for sure breast feeding them. On top of it just being the best thing to do for your kids I also can’t heat kitten formula to the proper temp for my rabbits soooo.



SENIOR YEAR DATING ADVICE

howdoiputthisgently:

My strategy always.


meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:


queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

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literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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How I imagine frat life.

How I imagine frat life.

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princissy:

You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life

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dietcoketho:

me as a parent

dietcoketho:

me as a parent

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